Lance is a Kansas City native currently living in mid-town, who knows how to put the zane in zany! He is a flourishing poet and writer, a chef in training, an aspiring artist, and apprenticing master carpenter, a junior botanist, a student of photography, and an all around riot! "People have accused me of having an attention deficiency, but I don't agree...Hey! Look, a chicken!" When he is not plowing full speed ahead, trying to accomplish his 3,842 goals in life, Lance can be found at the park giggling with his 8-year-old daughter.